Sculpture "Integrity" in STRS board room (purchased for $100,000)

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You don't suppose STRS' idea of integrity is REALLY as twisted as this, do you? Surely they can do better, but I'll bet it won't be in your lifetime or mine! Maybe they could sell this thing and start a fund for the Oldest and Neediest Retirees. But they'd have to change the name first. Any suggestions? (Click to enlarge, if you think you can stand it.)
One name suggested so far: "It's good for me, who cares about you"