John Curry gets a love letter from STRS (via certified mail, no less). But don't worry, I'm warning all the others.

Calling All Guillotines!

Attention!! Rumor has it that STRS does NOT like guillotines! For this reason you are strongly advised NOT to bring a guillotine with you on your next visit to 275 East Broad Street, Columbus, Ohio, especially if it is bloody. I repeat: DO NOT BRING A BLOODY GUILLOTINE TO STRS! The penalty is likely to be EXTREMELY SEVERE. I wouldn't even bring one with the blood cleaned off of it. DON'T SAY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WARNED.