Top 10 Things Not To Worry About in 2010

In the New Year, you know you won't have to worry about...

10. ...getting a notice from STRS that, thanks to the sharp decline in health care costs and superb plan management by STRS administrators, you will be getting a $1,500 rebate check for overpaying your health care premiums.

..9. ...hearing that the US House and Senate have reconciled on a public option health care insurance plan that will, with no deductibles or copays, completely cover you and your spouse and not add to the National Debt.

..8. ...the Fox News Network ever saying anything good about Obama and the current administration.

..7. ...MSNBC ever saying anything bad about Obama and the current administration.

..6. ...CNN ever hiring a woman reporter who wasn't beautiful, even if she couldn't really understand any of that stuff she reads off the teleprompter.
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..5. ...STRS management ever saying anything bad about the STRS Board, the STRS Board ever saying anything bad about the STRS management, or either of them ever saying anything bad about the STRS Investment Associates who lost us thirty billion dollars.

..4. ...understanding how a Democratic health care plan which cost $850 Billion actually will reduce the deficit by $120 Billion.

..3. ...understanding how every Republican estimate of the health care reform package is always triple what the Congressional Budget Office estimates.

..2. ...how to spend all that money when the 13th check comes back.

..1. ...ever hearing anyone on the STRS payroll saying our losing thirty billion dollars wasn't just "bad luck."

Rich DeColibus, 12/28/09